Laws of Commoninity

Alright, while I was with DVK, I was thinking about it, and really when you tell your b/f or g/f that you have SOOOO much in common, what you're really trying to say is, "Yeah we have this, so there's something to talk about!" But in reality... do you really have it in common... Let's EXAMINE THE LAWS OF COMMONINITY! BTW: when i say passion, i don't mean sex. sheeesh!

LAWS OF COMMININITY AS EXPLAINED BY ASIANS

1. Oceanianic Commoninity- At this stage the couple does have everything almost perfectly in common. When they look at everything, from a flower to terrorists, they get pretty much the exact same image. Everything is the same in their lives, including loves and hates. You don't need to talk about emotions, because you have pretty much the same emotions about everything or perfectly understand the other person twenty four seven. usually very reliant on the sig. other to know EVERYTHING you want them to. They also tend to pick up on every single subtle mood change. This commoninity is rare in couples because it's boring as all hell, one should always spice it up. No passion what so ever.
   
2. Lakeius Commoninity - The couple looks at everything and gets the same general idea... like positive or negative, happy or sad. etc etc. There are only a couple differences in love and hates, if they exist at all. When you talk about emotions, it's a calmer sort of talk that ends up in.. "well i didn't know that.. but now i do". This is based more on understanding and really just communication. This type of couple really likes to talk to one another, and will generally start off as a best friends or close confidants. Both people are sensitive, but at the same time bluntly realistic. This commoninity is somewhat more common, especially in couples who have lasted over 15 years. I don't know what it is about 15, but that's just the magic number... A lot of passion
   
3. Shallowus Waterus- The couple occasionally gets the same notion about something, it's relatively close to the same ball park, maybe right in the parking lot. There are a lot of differences in love/hates. Talking about emotions can be a tricky subject, and is generally avoided if at all possible. If they do talk about something, it's generally about unrealisitic plans for the future, or very popular topics (aka movies, books, celebraties, etc) This commoninity is very common in younger couples. Occasional Passion
   
4. Streamius- The couple is on completely different planes about everything. If you say baseball, one thinks FUN the other thinks WTF is that? There are barely any similarities in loves/hates and if there is a similarity, it's not for even close to the same reason. Talking about emotions doesn't ever happen because it will end in a fight. Talking about anything tends to be difficult, so one person generally dominates the conversation while the other one sits idilly by waiting for them to talk about something "interesting". They're views of eachother are very unrealisitc and generally skewed by hormones or the public perception of the other person. This commoninity is very popular in social relationships or hollywood
   relationships. A lot of fustration, little passion.
   
5. Law #1: If discovered within the course of the relationship that you have a Streamius Sig. Other, break it off before something does go terribly wrong.
   
6. Law #2: The worst possible senario that can happen, will happen in a Streamius relationship
   
7. Law #3: in a Oceanianic Relationship, the amount of unhappiness is directly correlated to the number of months a couple spends together.
   
8. Law #4: True Lakeius Commoninity will always spark devotion and love forever. This is your classic fairytale love, and lasts for a lifetime. In a best friend, this will usually mean that the friends never become enemies.
   
9. Law #5: Any and all Shallowus Waterus Relationships can otherwise be coined as "flings" The chances of it working out are directly correlated with the chances of the entire galaxy converting to Nazism. VERY LOW.