Coyotius Enamorius

This disorder is characterized by a significantly increased level of hormonal thoughts with relatively little link to educational requirements or future plans. Although it is more common among elder teenagers it is especially predominate in teenage males of the ******* family with the middle initial of *.
Symptoms (include but are not limited to): intense infatuation with a single female, constant thoughts about the said female, repetitive babbling about the female, the occasional giggle, unexplainable reddening of the face not linked to sunburn, a happy “the hills are alive” mentality, inhibited concentration to topics not relating to the said female, decreased consumption of Dew-ha,hindered appetite with usual signs of hunger, large metaphorical butterflies congragating in one's stomach, large speculation of the female gender especially the confusing mentality of that gender, the desire to dress up in a tux to appease a female for purposes of prom-related social events, and goofy grins with no relation to the topic at hand. In very severe cases subject will find themselves remembering the exact date and time of when the symptoms began, experience supreme denial about being adorable, and will begin to completely adore hugs.
Cures: Six cans of dew-ha, Granduer delusions, amnesia, and the revealing of your secret nickname if it is “Coyote hunny bunny the GREAT”
WARNING: May cause cases of Avazasiosus Crushionius Subject may feverently resist any and all cures due to the sincere love of the feelings associated with Coyotius Enamorius. Subject may also feel compelled to date a said female which will result in increased amounts of joy and increased occurance and severity of symptoms.